That is just damn wrong!

I dont particularly mind sitting in someones sweaty seat, and I dont mind too much working in dusty cramped spaces, and it doesnt bother me too much using a dirty keyboard and mouse... but one thing that really irks me is finding someone else's pube on their computer... that is just wrong.
Just doing a standard install of Adobe today on a number of machines I got to the last one and plonked my but down in the seat.. which thinking back was just a little to warm... anyway half way through the thing, I moved the wrist wrest out a bit and there it was.. a big dark curly pube! :(
Well I didnt think I could operate a keyboard with my elbow.. but I managed and got out of there quick smart. The next half hour was spent in the toliets washing my hands repeatedly. I used all the soap available and washed them about twenty times. I still feel dirty though.... oh well back to the foetal position in the corner... for now - ta ta.