You know whats happy?

I cant talk proper.... Dont you hate when dodgey words come out of your mouth and you sound like an idiot? Here are just some examples of me not being able to speak...
Finish on the phone and instead of saying "See ya mate" dick head here says "Mate mate"... what the fuck is mate mate?
Today instead of saying "Do you know what is good?" fuck knuckle says "Do you know what is happy?" Certainly not the part of my brain that feels embarsement!!! Then there is Sin Die's "Ha'woe" whic was meant to be "Hello" but somehow got fucked up.
What about times when a swear word pops out in incorrect company, I recall once saying to a female user here at work that "Microsoft products could be a prick to install at times". I dont normally swear at work, and certainly not to users (about them yes) and even more so in front of a lady!
Oh well... have a happy day mate mate.